Do you like John Denver? I can't say that I dislike him, but i have never considered myself a fan.
Can you have both Sunshine On My Shoulders and How Long Will They Mourn Me on the same mix CD? I can have many different things on a mix cd so my answer would unoubetly be yes. In my car I have my iPod nano playing through my radio, shuffled. So you might have some Chamillionaire follwed by the croonings of Dwight Yoakam.
Are you good with kids? Very, just ask CyberD.
Can you cook your butt off? Possibly, I have never tried.
Do you know anything about wine and other fine spirits? Not really. Honestly I am not a drinker, so myknowledge of such things is very limited.
Have you ever in your life had boxed wine with a little plastic spigot in your refrigerator? Sadly yes. One of my friends used to drink it often when he was at my house.
Have you ever offered your guests a drink from said spigot? Yes I did not wash dishes that often.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Shoes!
I think that Nike finally got my letters. I have only sent one a day for the past 10 years, asking them to retro the Air Flight. Today, as I scanned the different sections on FinishLine.com I noticed this little gem just waiting for me to take it. Thank you Nike, you are getting more of my money.
Next on my agenda, getting the Air Solo Flight '90 retroed.
Monday, January 08, 2007
My run in with DotCom...
I went to Toys R' Us this weekend to get a gift for me cousin's 10th birthday. There were still a few more items left that he wanted there so I didn't have to be creative with what I would have to purchase at another store. I mean, I don't have the time to search through the isles in Target to find some Kung-Fu Action Man... besides, he wanted a certain action figure and it was only sold at Toys R' Us and it is after all his birthday so I took the time to run down and pick one up for him.
Toys R' Us is great because all the different kinds of toys are arranged in sections by type so you don't have to wander around the store like an idiot looking for something that you have no idea what it's appearance is. You can imagine my surprise when I ran into Dagromm's friend, DotCom.
"How unexpected!" he said in what felt like a half-hearted attempt to sound interested in my reason for being at the local Toys R' Us.
"Not as unexpected as you might think, I..." as I responded I was interrupted when I noticed DotCom was standing there with his thumbs resting in his front belt loops on his chinos and his other four fingers rubbing his pelvic area seedily.
"Uhh..." I paused awkwardly, "What's up?".
"Dude, did you know that TRU is the absolute best place to voyeur some hot-moms?" he quizzed.
"What?" I asked in disbelief.
"Like that one," DotCom sneered, ignoring my last question. He pointed his outstretched arm to a young mother and her toddler as they made their way through the store. The young mother looked over in our direction as DotCom continued to stand there with his index finger aimed at her chest like a sniper tracking its prey. "I would devour the deep expanses of your nether regions!" he called out to her. "I would destroy that," he said to me as he leaned his head sideways toward me and ignoring her fleeing from his presence around the corner and down the Barbie aisle.
"Dude, what's your problem?" I asked.
"You know what the best thing is about these moms?" he asked, still ignoring my questions.
"Seriously dude, I've totally got to go." I attempted to end the conversation before something was said that I might have to later testify about.
"They've got low self esteem, you know, and they really want it" DotCom asserted.
"How do you know?" I queried, now somewhat interested in what he had to say. Watching his eyes I could tell that he was staring down another attractive mother who was pushing her cart through the store with two kids who looked to be under the age of six.
"That's why they come here, they don't..." he was interrupted as he responded. Apparently his son meandering off caught his attention, the little tike insisted on playing with the Thomas the Train set. As much as I wanted to hear the end of his explanation, I began to walk away as I felt it was important to let DotCom practice his exceptional parenting techniques.
"Later." he said he with a head nod.
"You know it." I responded.
Toys R' Us is great because all the different kinds of toys are arranged in sections by type so you don't have to wander around the store like an idiot looking for something that you have no idea what it's appearance is. You can imagine my surprise when I ran into Dagromm's friend, DotCom.
"How unexpected!" he said in what felt like a half-hearted attempt to sound interested in my reason for being at the local Toys R' Us.
"Not as unexpected as you might think, I..." as I responded I was interrupted when I noticed DotCom was standing there with his thumbs resting in his front belt loops on his chinos and his other four fingers rubbing his pelvic area seedily.
"Uhh..." I paused awkwardly, "What's up?".
"Dude, did you know that TRU is the absolute best place to voyeur some hot-moms?" he quizzed.
"What?" I asked in disbelief.
"Like that one," DotCom sneered, ignoring my last question. He pointed his outstretched arm to a young mother and her toddler as they made their way through the store. The young mother looked over in our direction as DotCom continued to stand there with his index finger aimed at her chest like a sniper tracking its prey. "I would devour the deep expanses of your nether regions!" he called out to her. "I would destroy that," he said to me as he leaned his head sideways toward me and ignoring her fleeing from his presence around the corner and down the Barbie aisle.
"Dude, what's your problem?" I asked.
"You know what the best thing is about these moms?" he asked, still ignoring my questions.
"Seriously dude, I've totally got to go." I attempted to end the conversation before something was said that I might have to later testify about.
"They've got low self esteem, you know, and they really want it" DotCom asserted.
"How do you know?" I queried, now somewhat interested in what he had to say. Watching his eyes I could tell that he was staring down another attractive mother who was pushing her cart through the store with two kids who looked to be under the age of six.
"That's why they come here, they don't..." he was interrupted as he responded. Apparently his son meandering off caught his attention, the little tike insisted on playing with the Thomas the Train set. As much as I wanted to hear the end of his explanation, I began to walk away as I felt it was important to let DotCom practice his exceptional parenting techniques.
"Later." he said he with a head nod.
"You know it." I responded.
Friday, January 05, 2007
Re: A bit off topic (an email from CyberD to myself)
I have been having trouble reaching CyberD via email so I thought I would post my response here.
CyberD's original message:
I'll do it for fun but not for money.
CyberD
Q's response:
Sweet, you do some stretching I'll bring the KY and the 12ft water hose.
XOXO
Q
CyberD's original message:
I'll do it for fun but not for money.
CyberD
Q's response:
Sweet, you do some stretching I'll bring the KY and the 12ft water hose.
XOXO
Q
Thursday, January 04, 2007
New Year's Resolutions
I make it a point every year to sit down and think about my resolutions for the upcoming and new year. This year I have come up with several resolutions that I think will help me be a better person.
1. This year I will not objectify women - This act is vile and is one that I have been at fault of many many times over the past few years, or if you are counting approximately 16. Years not times. This act comes in many forms whether it be ogling a woman at the supermarket/department store, spanking the ass of a dirty dirty stripper at the gentleman's club, or just plain despicable thoughts about women that you pass on the street or in your workplace. Well this year I will not do any of these things, I have as of the new year sworn off objectification.
2. This year I will not be sloth like and gluttonous - I vow that this year I am going to quit laying around lazily all day on weekends doing nothing but eating hot dogs and sleeping. This resolution will probably be the easiest for me to ascertain due to my ability to no longer sit still for more than 15 minutes, but it was something that I suffered from last year and I vow to follow through with my resolution.
3. This year I will not buy any 24K gold automobiles - A golden car is one thing that has brought me pleasure in the past and even though I have a new job I am not going to fall into that well that many successful young men such as myself do. Buying a solid gold car is expensive but it is worth every penny, seemingly, though over time the gold oxidizes and wears down it is still a magnificent sight. Well 2007 marks the end of my golden car dreams, I am going to purchase exactly -0- 24K gold cars to drive myself around town in. Mark it down!
4. This year I am not going to fly any commercial airliners - I know what you are thinking and yes I have had a problem with this. Not being a pilot myself it has caused many problems for the FAA when I take the controls of one of those sweet machines. True a license has nothing on experience but 2007 is the year that I will let the licensed pilots take me where I need to go!
5. This year I am going to Measure twice and cut Once - An old standard in carpentry circles. Personally I have never liked the time consuming aspect of this parable. True my shelves might not have ended up wolly gagged and lopsided, but I feel that it gives them character. So in the year Aught-Seven I am going to start measuring twice and using the cutting tool once there after.
6. This year I am not going to pretend to be a hotel room inspector, so that I can strike up conversations with smoking hot broads who may or may not be looking for a good time despite what is written in the stall at the Target department store down the road - You know I am going to go ahead and say that I have this all but wrapped up as a successful resolution since I sold my hotel room inspector's uniform. Well you still have to write these things down or you can't hold yourself accountable.
7. No more party in my pants jokes - As funny as they may be I am swearing off of them for good. They tend to make people uncomfortable and cause others to slap you when used when referencing them. Well no more in 2007.
Those were my resolutions for 2007 and I hope to be successful in my attempts to better myself. I also hope that the bettering of myself rubs off on my friends CyberD, Dagromm and Gyuss.
Good Luck to me and go 2007!
1. This year I will not objectify women - This act is vile and is one that I have been at fault of many many times over the past few years, or if you are counting approximately 16. Years not times. This act comes in many forms whether it be ogling a woman at the supermarket/department store, spanking the ass of a dirty dirty stripper at the gentleman's club, or just plain despicable thoughts about women that you pass on the street or in your workplace. Well this year I will not do any of these things, I have as of the new year sworn off objectification.
2. This year I will not be sloth like and gluttonous - I vow that this year I am going to quit laying around lazily all day on weekends doing nothing but eating hot dogs and sleeping. This resolution will probably be the easiest for me to ascertain due to my ability to no longer sit still for more than 15 minutes, but it was something that I suffered from last year and I vow to follow through with my resolution.
3. This year I will not buy any 24K gold automobiles - A golden car is one thing that has brought me pleasure in the past and even though I have a new job I am not going to fall into that well that many successful young men such as myself do. Buying a solid gold car is expensive but it is worth every penny, seemingly, though over time the gold oxidizes and wears down it is still a magnificent sight. Well 2007 marks the end of my golden car dreams, I am going to purchase exactly -0- 24K gold cars to drive myself around town in. Mark it down!
4. This year I am not going to fly any commercial airliners - I know what you are thinking and yes I have had a problem with this. Not being a pilot myself it has caused many problems for the FAA when I take the controls of one of those sweet machines. True a license has nothing on experience but 2007 is the year that I will let the licensed pilots take me where I need to go!
5. This year I am going to Measure twice and cut Once - An old standard in carpentry circles. Personally I have never liked the time consuming aspect of this parable. True my shelves might not have ended up wolly gagged and lopsided, but I feel that it gives them character. So in the year Aught-Seven I am going to start measuring twice and using the cutting tool once there after.
6. This year I am not going to pretend to be a hotel room inspector, so that I can strike up conversations with smoking hot broads who may or may not be looking for a good time despite what is written in the stall at the Target department store down the road - You know I am going to go ahead and say that I have this all but wrapped up as a successful resolution since I sold my hotel room inspector's uniform. Well you still have to write these things down or you can't hold yourself accountable.
7. No more party in my pants jokes - As funny as they may be I am swearing off of them for good. They tend to make people uncomfortable and cause others to slap you when used when referencing them. Well no more in 2007.
Those were my resolutions for 2007 and I hope to be successful in my attempts to better myself. I also hope that the bettering of myself rubs off on my friends CyberD, Dagromm and Gyuss.
Good Luck to me and go 2007!
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
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Friday, December 29, 2006
Betrayal!
Having just read of the surrender of my brother in arms Gyuss, I must now express my displeasure at his betrayal to the Corner. At least he could have notified his partner by the way of carrier sheep. The Q will never surrender! I guess some "Men" are just not built for blog war.
Troops Move Out!
D-Roc and Kane are Ready
When asked what they were ready for D-Roc said "To kick Dagromm's ass". Dagromm should be afraid because these guys are armed and dangerous. They will possibly be by the windows or in the walls, till their sweat drops down and falls, or until all these females crawls, or until all skee skee skee skee. Dagromm I am afraid of them and they are on my side, just wait til you see their...
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Anipals Unite!
The Q is calling for all of his supporters to unite to help defend against the relentless assault of one Dagromm as he tries to eradicate the Corner for his own personal gain. Our secret weapon is our highly trained Boxing Kangaroos and tiny Gopher Commandoes undoubtedly Dagromm doesn't stand a chance.
On the Road Again
I just can't wait to get on the road again.
General Q has taken one of his finest soldiers with him on a midnight raid of Sodomy Pass. Watch out Dagromm the only way into and out of your House is about to be History. Therebye cutting off all supplies of food, water and pornography for your soldiers. Good Luck Winning Now Bitch!
Another Monument Saved!
One of the most treasured monuments in all the Corner was confiscated early this afternoon from the clutches of the evil Dagromm. He was defiling the holy sheep in what can only be described as a gruesome attempt at love making. Luckily the latest ally to join the Corner/Cave alliance Qbert was able to sneak deep into the Dagrommian lair using one his greatest tactics, the Trojan Sheep. Once inside the master of disguise, Qbert, was able to get into Dagromm's quarters and steal the monument(s) from him before he could bring them any more harm. He then fled the House of Dagromm and back to the Corner where he would be safe. The monument was placed back on it's original location so that the residents of the Corner will know that we are in fact dominating the blogwar.
The Trojan Sheep!
The Most Treasured Monument in all the Corner.
The Trojan Sheep!
The Most Treasured Monument in all the Corner.
CyberD Has Been Tracked Down...
Apparently Dagromm has been holding CyberD against his will, and not allowing him any kind of contact with the outside world. This kind of mistreatment cannot go on. I have sent in my team of crack agents to smuggle the D out of Dagrommia. I only hope they can get there in time.
Construction Begins on New Corner
After seizing the most of the property and wealth of one CyberD, General Q is using his share of the funds to build a new state of the art Corner/Research facility. "This is the dawn of a new day for our regime" said General Q at a press conference this morning. General Gyuss is thought to be in the planning stages of a new Cave with much better security since his last stronghold was infiltrated by Dagromm's militia. Below is an artists rendering of what the new Corner will look like when it is completed.
A New Ally Has Been Found
Upon hearing of his former Magistrate's raging battle against the evil forces of Dagromm and CyberD, Qbert decided that he needed to do something and fast. He called his longtime friend Q and told him that if there was anything that he could do, he shouldn't hesitate to ask. Q let him know that he and Gyuss needed a master strategist but were afraid to put anyone into that position that they did not trust. Now that his longtime friend Qbert was willing, General Q was not afraid to quickly promote him to Rear Admiral in the Q's Underwater Engineering and Exploration Regiment. Happy to be aboard Qbert's high spirits helped his team locate a secret back entrance to the House of Dagromm almost immediatly and they would have infiltrated further but that damn ball throwing snake kept blocking their paths. Needless to say the trio of Gyuss, Q and Qbert are now the force to be reconned with and with apparently no CyberD to aid him Dagromm better watch out for the three headed monster aiming only for him.
The Stolen Q Monuments Have Been Retrieved!
The Q monuments that were taken from the Corner over a week ago have been recovered off of the coast of Dubai, often thought of as the location of the House of Dagromm no substantial evidence had been found until now. Among the artifacts that were retrieved was the infamous Homage to the Heavens, which Q had commissioned after the first week of his rule and is said to have posed for more than 10 hours for. Winged Master and Phountain which were both said to have been done in the likeness of General Q.
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