Mr. James: "The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey."
Question: "Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?"
Mr. James: "Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer... it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC... and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!"
Question: "So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mr. James: "Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!"
Question: "What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?"
Mr. James: *Sigh*
10 comments:
I miss News Radio. Did the other seasons ever come out on DVD?
Yep!
I haven't laughed like that reading a blog in forever! And I've seen that ep already. It was a great show. I'm so mad that Phil Hartman died, forever chaning that show.
CyberD, you have to learn to accept chane. Chane is the only constant in life. In fact, chane often times is a good thing although nostalgia makes us feel otherwise. So we should all focus on chaning for the better and being a force to impact a positive chane on our environment.
I totally get you guys' love for chains I have that same affinity.
I see how it is, Dags. Gyuss makes fun of your typo, I come to your defense and now you're all up my ass about the spelling of the word "change"!
CyberD, calm down there is no room for hostility in the corner
Is there any room in the corner for bitch-slapping?
Woahhhh!!!!!! Have you been drinking CyberD????
Only after hours, Dags.
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