Is it just me or are pants just to restrictive.

I remember the day of the MC Hammer pants, and their baggy greatness, man do I hope that those days would come back. The pants that society has forced upon us are too damn restrictive. I have tried baggy pants, loose cut and the like, but nothing seems to feel the same as those parachute pants of the early nineties. I would have to say that if I had one wish it would probably be for that style of pant to be always in style or better yet it would be that it is ok for men to wear dresses and not get looked at like a wierdo that is eating in the chic-fil-a in the food court who forgot that he was wearing a dress and might have not sat correctly. Actually strike both of those, my on wish would probably be for lots of money then pants would not even be required, that would be great.