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Biceps?

I have been working on my biceps pretty hardcore now for about 2 months but I am pretty sure that I need to get on what this guy is using.

Damn! She is Classy

The Seven Deadly Sins and The Ten Commandments

I was just wondering if it is expected that we uphold the Ten Commandments while we are asleep and dreaming. If it is expected, someone should really tell you that before your 13th birthday. Knowledge is power and that knowledge might keep you out of Eternal Damnation. I mean besides the MRS, RMS, MRMRS, MMRRS, RRMMRRS, and other pretty standard dreams I am ok. Also if it is expected how are you to control your dreams in that way, that is pretty much why I go to sleep, to have super fun good.
The same question is attached to the Seven Deadly Sins.

Just Had To Post This Pic I Found

Are You Ready?

The NBA Playoffs start this weekend and the road to the finals will once again run through San Antonio. So thinking about the NBA got me thinking, how good would Reggie McNeil have been if he had decided to go pro in basketball instead of football. The answer has to be the second greatest aggie basketball player of all time, we all know who the first is Bucky Richardson. Though Bucky never went pro his skills were highly revered among everyone in the basketball world. So Reggie would be the greatest basketball player from Texas A&M to ever go pro. Then you must advance to where would he rank among the all time great pro ball players. Here is how I would rank'em:
1. Of Course this one is no contest, the greatest basketball player of all time is without a doubt Michael Jordan. Not many people would be able to argue with this one. Air as he is known to all of the people that drop hundreds of dollars on his apparel, had super mad hops and a competetive fire not seen since the likes of Quentin Coryatt (who it is widely know once broke a quarterbacks jaw on a vicious hit, the quarterback's facemask was unable to withstand the impact of the QC-Express).



















2. Number two was a no brainer as well, Johnny Kilroy. Incase you did not know this was just Michael Jordan in disguise. He would be tied with the real Jordan except his career was short lived.








3. This spot is alot harder but Wilt the Stilt has to be third. The only stat you need is 10,000; Wow.






















4. I would have give the nod to Dee Brown, former Celtic great. The Reebok Pumps the no look dunk this guy was just sick.













5.(tie) This would be where Reggie would fall if not for Harold "Baby Jordan" Miner. Come on the guy's nickname was Baby Jordan so he had to be one of the greatest players of all time, people don't just get nicknames with no validation required; right?. Harold used to drive me nuts because he would lick his fingers and then swipe the bottoms of his shoes, that was insane he did it like 19 times a game. Now after groing up and playing semi-professional sports I realise that he was just cleaning them so that he could fake his opponents out of their jocks with his uncanny ability to stick to the floor. Instead if giving Harold the nod over Reggie I will just make this a tie. Rumor has it that Reggie once dunked a ball from the college three point line, with BOTH hands! What an athlete.












Reggie would then be in the top 6 all time greats of the NBA. Oh well I guess that is just a dream, we are just going to have to sit back and watch him revolutionize the NFL with his own special brand of Hall of Fame caliber football.

I must say that I was right

Is it just me or are pants just to restrictive.

I remember the day of the MC Hammer pants, and their baggy greatness, man do I hope that those days would come back. The pants that society has forced upon us are too damn restrictive. I have tried baggy pants, loose cut and the like, but nothing seems to feel the same as those parachute pants of the early nineties. I would have to say that if I had one wish it would probably be for that style of pant to be always in style or better yet it would be that it is ok for men to wear dresses and not get looked at like a wierdo that is eating in the chic-fil-a in the food court who forgot that he was wearing a dress and might have not sat correctly. Actually strike both of those, my on wish would probably be for lots of money then pants would not even be required, that would be great.

To those of you..

new to me, here is one thing that you need to know.
I absolutely hate country music artist Toby Kieth. I think that he is a no talent hack , and that is being generous.
This tid bit of information would give you some insight as to why this week maybe one of the most depressing weeks of the year for me. Toby "boot in your ass" Kieth has released a new country music album entitled "White Trash With Money". This album starts off with just a hint of arrogance and follows up as smooth as a sledge hammer to the groin. This a-hole has been selling records full of generic music and cliches for approximately his whole career and continues to amaze us with his intellect (I am not sure if you have heard "I love this bar", it is f'ing brilliant) and talent. This man embodies everything that is wrong with the music industry please do not purchase his new album so maybe just maybe it will be his last. If you get a chance and have iTunes check out some of the reviews, mine will be one of the first and the title is "I am reaching for the revolver" please choose the option that this review was helpful for you. Thank you.

The Times They Are A...

Today I recieved an email from my friend D that he had a blog. I was so impressed that I immediatly ran(figuratively) to see it. While looking a his terrific blog I realized that I had started many a blog but had never finished (or followed through with) any of them. The main difference between then and now is that now someone that I know will probably read this. So I can vow that I will fini...