Wednesday, June 14, 2006

New!!!! Game 3 limericks and Bonus

A team engineer, Mr Cuban,
Built a team for the Dallas Mavs Fan
A mistake in his thinking
Got tired of Don Nelson's tinkering
He said, "Nelly we've got a great severence plan."

The Mavs rely on Howard and Terry
Added Stackhouse and Failed bit Doug Christi
Let Fin go out of need
Warnings of Nash they did heed
Now they are West Champs with Nowitski

*Not a limerick*
Pat Riley's a great B-Ball Man
The Heat were built to his master plan
He traded for Shaq not Kobe
Dwayne Wade was picked number three
All he had to do next was oust Van Gundee

2 comments:

Dagromm said...

I think that sports poetry is your niche. You should collect all these and put out a coffee table book. It could be called 17 Syllables: The Greatest Sports Stories Ever Told.

Nate said...

yeah, I'd put it on my Amazon wishlist with all the other stuff I never buy in a second!