The Wench Swap Trio!

They just said that the Scissor Sisters were burning up the charts worldwide...Hehe. Holy shit Sara Evans has great tits. Is it ironic that a San Diego Padre is the all time MLB saves leader. There are so many chicks that I would bang on DWTSs. Have you heard of the Screech from Saved by the Bell sex video, I have and I want to see it. I love you America!

A little more blogger poetry

I put it in

And screamed of joy

The day was finally here

The night was cold

My breath floated into the darkness

Remorse was all that was left

It lit up like the sun

What a striking spectacle

I love the shapes of trees

Lindsay Lohan is a Criminal Mastermind - From thesuperficial.com

Lindsay Lohan allegedly put together a plot to get back at her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton for dumping her. She was overheard on Saturday calling Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos, asking him to help her get revenge, saying: "No one can know I got dumped ...You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]." Niarchos went along with the plan and the two showed up Sunday at Dragonfly "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."

So basically Lindsay Lohan's idea of revenge is to let random guys have sex with her. I'm not saying it isn't genius, but if I were trying to rob a bank I probably wouldn't put her in charge of the plans. Because her brilliant strategy for getting into the vault would be throwing an orange at it and then having sex with a highschool football team.

Three Way!

Pimp My Ride

I think we are placing way to big an emphasis on our cars and pimping things out. Don't get me wrong I love my car and I love car stereo, it is kind of like hobby for me. But these people that just have someone else hook their shit up lose half of the fun of car audio, the industry thrives on these people when their stereo messes up they take it back to Car Stereo Joint and they sell them something new that these people probably don't need and they spend twice as much for it. Believe me I have paid for their services before and you pay twice as much for what you get and it is not worth it, you just have to read a little and invest a little time and you will have done it yourself and will enjoy it a lot more. Back to my original thought, we are showing these flashy cars and what not way to much, these young people on Pimp My Ride always say that they now have a new lease on life. Because you got your ride pimped??? Wow, how sad is the youth today.

Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Bill McNeal saying, get with the crazappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor

I love News Radio! Gazizza

The Cocktail of Goodness

So last night I gave up in my attempts to pass a God Damn kidney stone for over a week. I gave into the incessant pain and went to the emergency room. After I was checked in and moved to a room a nurse came in and delivered what can only be called the most magnificent blend of drugs know to man. The warm up was a mild pain reliever known as Tordol, kind of like hard core Ibuprofen. That was followed up by phinegrin, which is used for nausea but when mixed with other pain relievers it acts as a pain reliever too. All of that was chased by Morphine, I don't believe that any explanation is needed for this one. Now keep in mind that I tried everything I could not to have to go to the emergency room, so I took 3 vicoden 5-750 mg pills before I headed to the hospital. I actually enjoyed the MNF game and slept well for the first time in over a week and I owe it all to modern medicine. Once I regain more consciousness I will post a great story about a friend of mine in OK City.

But what would you say if I put it in your ear?

So today, I consider it the first day of the rest of my life, I actually made it to work early! I hate everything about having a job. The restrictions, the etiquette, people, sometimes I wish I had a rich uncle who made his money through oil and had no heirs so he would invite me to his place and after checking my head for lice he would let me live out my days in his ginormous mansion overlooking a lake with his servants and escorts. I guess we all have dreams though, so good luck to you on yours.

I love you,
Q

Would ya?

We have discussed it and....

we'd hit it!

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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Mother Earth
You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.

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Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz)

Cady Herron
Your a math freak, your a dork.

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What thug drink are you?

Purple Drink
You love just gettin f-ed up for the hell of it... your not drinkin to score because ur the ultimate thug. More than likely your from Houston, TX... if not then youre still cool.

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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

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What Secret Society Are You?

Illuminati
This literally means "The Enlightened Ones." A very old society similar in some respects to Freemasonry. However, the Illuminati are not required to believe in any Supreme Being; as a result, many are atheists or agnostic. Not much is known of the Illuminati, except that they have a structured system. It is rumored that the Great Seal of the United States (See the back of a $1 bill) represents the all seeing Illuminati watching over America.

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What Should You Have For Lunch Today?

Burger and Fries
It's easy, it's fun, It's has no real thought for your future health, it's perfect for you! Have fun, just don't think too hard about what you're eating.

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Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Tyra Banks
You are easygoing, sweet, and care for others!

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All Time Television Shows of All Time

10. The Avengers - Emma Peel, the only explanation that is needed.
9. The Little Rascals/Our Gang - Great for any generation, I am pretty sure my Dad watched
them and I know I did. What a great show!
8. The Rifleman - There was nothing like sitting around on a lazy Saturday afternoon watching
Lucas McCain and his son Mark fight evil in there wild west town
7. Airwolf - Ernest Borgnign's best role ever. The same for Jan Michael Vincent.
6. Knight Rider - When you are 9 there is nothing better than a fast car that talks.
5. Boy Meets World - They tackled subjects that no one would dare touch and they had
Topanga.
4. The Real World - Inventor of the reality genre, still the best
3. Married with Children - I believe the longest running non-animated sitcom in history
2. Baywatch - We Germans love David Hasselhoff and boobs all over the place, this show had
plenty of both.
1. Hogan's Heroes - The greatest show ever in my opinion, plus it had a mysterious murder of
its sexaholic star. Pure Hollywood greatness.

Really? Me too.

General Statement About the Yo! MTV Movie Video Music Awards

Rock music is extremely androgenous. AFI? Panic at the Disco? 30 Seconds to Mars? GAY!