Two of seven ballgames,
Mavs have won hands down.
Three of seven ballgames,
Wade's Chance to spread renown.
When the Mavs get back home,
We'll have to wait and see.
Is the NBA against us,
From game five the answer be.

David Stern's a Giant Douchebag,
The Mavs a focus of his ire.
Stu Jackson's a Bigger Douchebag,
No more children he will sire.
Stack's suspension was unwarrented,
No precedence was set.
The play that happens on the hardwood,
Is no longer celebate.