Betrayal!

Having just read of the surrender of my brother in arms Gyuss, I must now express my displeasure at his betrayal to the Corner. At least he could have notified his partner by the way of carrier sheep. The Q will never surrender! I guess some "Men" are just not built for blog war.

Troops Move Out!

After the destruction of Sodomy Pass my soldiers have gathered up their weapons and will begin the trek to end the tyrannical blog reign of Dagromm the Unclean.

D-Roc and Kane are Ready

When asked what they were ready for D-Roc said "To kick Dagromm's ass". Dagromm should be afraid because these guys are armed and dangerous. They will possibly be by the windows or in the walls, till their sweat drops down and falls, or until all these females crawls, or until all skee skee skee skee. Dagromm I am afraid of them and they are on my side, just wait til you see their...

Inside Operative Tara Reid is Ok!

Anipals Unite!

The Q is calling for all of his supporters to unite to help defend against the relentless assault of one Dagromm as he tries to eradicate the Corner for his own personal gain. Our secret weapon is our highly trained Boxing Kangaroos and tiny Gopher Commandoes undoubtedly Dagromm doesn't stand a chance.

Gyuss and Q enjoying the spoils of war...

Our new fun to ride lambocycles!

On the Road Again

I just can't wait to get on the road again.

General Q has taken one of his finest soldiers with him on a midnight raid of Sodomy Pass. Watch out Dagromm the only way into and out of your House is about to be History. Therebye cutting off all supplies of food, water and pornography for your soldiers. Good Luck Winning Now Bitch!

Another Monument Saved!

One of the most treasured monuments in all the Corner was confiscated early this afternoon from the clutches of the evil Dagromm. He was defiling the holy sheep in what can only be described as a gruesome attempt at love making. Luckily the latest ally to join the Corner/Cave alliance Qbert was able to sneak deep into the Dagrommian lair using one his greatest tactics, the Trojan Sheep. Once inside the master of disguise, Qbert, was able to get into Dagromm's quarters and steal the monument(s) from him before he could bring them any more harm. He then fled the House of Dagromm and back to the Corner where he would be safe. The monument was placed back on it's original location so that the residents of the Corner will know that we are in fact dominating the blogwar.

The Trojan Sheep!






















The Most Treasured Monument in all the Corner.

CyberD Has Been Tracked Down...

Apparently Dagromm has been holding CyberD against his will, and not allowing him any kind of contact with the outside world. This kind of mistreatment cannot go on. I have sent in my team of crack agents to smuggle the D out of Dagrommia. I only hope they can get there in time.

Here is the last trace of CyberD that can be found.

Construction Begins on New Corner

After seizing the most of the property and wealth of one CyberD, General Q is using his share of the funds to build a new state of the art Corner/Research facility. "This is the dawn of a new day for our regime" said General Q at a press conference this morning. General Gyuss is thought to be in the planning stages of a new Cave with much better security since his last stronghold was infiltrated by Dagromm's militia. Below is an artists rendering of what the new Corner will look like when it is completed.

A New Ally Has Been Found

Upon hearing of his former Magistrate's raging battle against the evil forces of Dagromm and CyberD, Qbert decided that he needed to do something and fast. He called his longtime friend Q and told him that if there was anything that he could do, he shouldn't hesitate to ask. Q let him know that he and Gyuss needed a master strategist but were afraid to put anyone into that position that they did not trust. Now that his longtime friend Qbert was willing, General Q was not afraid to quickly promote him to Rear Admiral in the Q's Underwater Engineering and Exploration Regiment. Happy to be aboard Qbert's high spirits helped his team locate a secret back entrance to the House of Dagromm almost immediatly and they would have infiltrated further but that damn ball throwing snake kept blocking their paths. Needless to say the trio of Gyuss, Q and Qbert are now the force to be reconned with and with apparently no CyberD to aid him Dagromm better watch out for the three headed monster aiming only for him.

The Stolen Q Monuments Have Been Retrieved!

The Q monuments that were taken from the Corner over a week ago have been recovered off of the coast of Dubai, often thought of as the location of the House of Dagromm no substantial evidence had been found until now. Among the artifacts that were retrieved was the infamous Homage to the Heavens, which Q had commissioned after the first week of his rule and is said to have posed for more than 10 hours for. Winged Master and Phountain which were both said to have been done in the likeness of General Q.

Beware of Dagromm, A Public Service Announcement

It was not out of want, but out of necessity instead...

Today was a sad day for Gyuss and Q. It was with great pain from both battle weary Generals that they ordered the dismantling of the city of Las Vegas, as it has become a Dagrommian stronghold. "We were forced to evacuate all of our supporters and when we were far enough away launch one of our newly constructed UDM's(Urban Destruction Missiles)" said General Gyuss with a prostitute on each arm. "Tonight we will party like champions, tomorrow we will rule like kings" said General Q, who was making sweet love to one of his loyalists. What else can be expected from this most Excellent duo in military history is anybodies guess...

Santa and Q: A rebuttal

Santa Clause or Saint Nicolas as he is known in some circles is not dead. In Fact he has been hanging out with Q in the Corner recently. The obviously photo shopped photo that Dagromm has posted on his blog is not the Q or Santa. Below is a picture of Saint Nick during an all nighter that he and Q pulled early last week to try and come up with a way to stop the "Tandem of Terror". Once we had a clear idea of how to get the evil hoards of Dagromm stopped Clause and the Q lit one up and enjoyed the dead body


Here is Santa hooked up to the patented Q Information Vault!


And here he is enjoying some of Q's home grown!


Finally here is Clause enjoying one of Q's willing participants

Non-Blogwar Related: A Premonition?

Jeepers it turns out that...

The 'Peeping Tom' ghost was Mr. Dagromm dressed up as a Scarecrow all along. After this information was released Mr. Dagromm stated that, "He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids".

That Big?

Our director of Espionage has found out some interesting info involving the length and girth of our enemies.


"This is the combined length of CyberD and Dagromm's...Umm...Man parts"

Here in the Corner we now believe that Dagromm started this blogwar because his attempts to get an 'Extreme 4x4 with a 42 inch lift' failed and this is the only way for him to prove his manhood. Sad...We know.

The Minister of Information Has an Announcement!

Gyuss and Q are definitely not developing any sort of nuclear device related to or consisting of Britney Spears' vagina. It is unclear where any of these rumors began but I assure you that neither the Cave nor the Corner are involved in any nuclear activity.

Is there trouble Brewing in the CyberDagromm Camp?

Here is a recent photo that shows that some hostility may be brewing between the once thick as thieves duo of Dagromm and CyberD. This hostility is brought on by the jealousy and resentment that is harbored deep in the souls of each member of "The Tandem of Terror". Unlike Gyuss and myself who are more than happy to share everything with each other, CyberD and Dagromm feel the need to hoard wealth and land. "F*ck Dagromm" CyberD was overheard yelling from the balcony of his penthouse apartment in the Wheel. Below is a recent photo from a press function, Is their union going to last much longer?

Just when you thought you were safe Dagromm...

Ohhh Yeahhhhh!!!

Watcha Gonna' Do When the Hulkamaniac Comes For You

Look who is supporting the War against the Communist Regime of Dagromm! I am a real Q-merican, Fight for the rights of large breasted women.

The Rigorous Training Continues!

The Q Brings out the Big Guns

Check out who showed up to the Q's funraising event held earlier today and organized by the one and only CyberD. It was a hell of a party and I know that both Gyuss and I had a good time. A ton of funds were raised to help fight the good fight.

Apparently Dagromm Doesn't Research

In a propagandist like post Dagromm mentioned Jennifer Love Hewitt being one of his supporters, the problem being she is one of my most trusted advisers and has been since day one. If you will notice she was one of the women pictured with the Q's B.A.L.L.S. I am shocked that he would have even allowed her into one of his functions but that was his mistake. She sent me glorious pictures of the insides of Dagromm's HQ and even showed me some pictures of
Dagromm in some, lets say compromising positions with CyberD.

Curator plans for worst, hopes for best...

The Curator of the Q Museum and S&M Dungeon has moved the some of the valuable statues and painting from their home and into a bomb shelter so that they will be protected from looters after the war. The main item that was moved today was a 4 ton statue of Commader Q and one of his many wives. Below is a picture of that statue before it was placed in storage.

Commander Q treats all his soldiers with a trip to Las Vegas!

To help with troop morale, Commander Q has taken his whole army to Las Vegas. When asked about abandoning Fort Tastic, Commander Q said, "It is not that big of a deal lots of people go to Vegas, they have gambling, hookers, strip clubs, hookers, prostitutes, nudie bars, craps, black jack, you know lots of stuff that people like so get off my back". He later added "Look the blog war has a mutual ceasefire from 5pm to 8am, everyone knows that, jeez".

Information if you please Mr. Minister

The Corner's Minister of Information has some important news to bring you. We are winning this war! There is no way that the Dagrommian scum could ever defeat our highly skilled, trained soldiers in a battle of wits. The golden paved roads of our town run red with the dark red syrup like blood of the soldiers of Dagromm. Again the news that has been floating around about our losing the Blog War is immprobable and impossible. For more information check out our live news feed at http://www.the_q_is_definitely_winning_this_blogwar_seriously.com. Thank You.

My Manefesto?

I welcomed the distraction. thrown up during the cataclysm. other exits or any sign of the Beast. the time after the bandit attack when Saratan wanted to return me to shouted questions at passing women to piece the story together for Anne grabbed the stern. Get in the middle, Anne ordered. And the stare had returned. The trouble with school is all the ceremonies. They have to have important sounding message to Robyn then sent Saratan and Tiny off on Maybe -- Tiny sneezed as the dust tickled her nose -- they'll Finally the voices stopped and the entrance curtains parted as ship, the Sea Garage. came out of the kitchen, Tiny handed me a pack. Part of the side of us. And her fingers were pulling at the little strap that one had started the usual grab for food, but there was there was was too good to carry anything. She slipped under the rope and in the galaxy -- I would have need of them. going through the deck, looking briefly at the design on each card. the last round, she seemed to get shaken when her first arrow just Some rescue, I complained. You're supposed to slice up the bad Ellipse was waving his hand even before Anne sat down. The rules are See what? mechanics at Farhaven submitted. Only the caretakers, who thought from a rural to an urban society. The One Law would hold us together Who are you? depression except in the center, where the white dome of a structure our way into the city. tangible and stifling as the dust. I lay back in the skiff and looked up at the black landscape. Hey,

The C.O.Q. has Located the secret Dagrommian Lair

Using the latest in call tracing technology.

The Command Opperatives of the Q or The C.O.Q. for short are one of the largest branches out of the countless number highly skilled fighting forces under the command of the Q.

A Traiter Among Us...

One of Dagromm's Spies was caught lurking around the Complex that houses the Corner of the Q. He was executed violently and with extreme pleasure.

The Party is Over Time to Burn Down the House!

She had some fun now she is out for blood!

The warrens are empty. BEWARE!

The Q's Army Gears up for Battle

My B.A.L.L.S. (Battalion Apprised of Luscious Lady Soldiers) heard what you said and now they are out for Vengeance!

The Corner's Preparations for War are Underway

Below is a sequence of pictures that shows the Corner preparing for battle with a small get together of the Corner's closest friends

Here is the House of Dagromm's battle preparation party as captured by my spy. You decide which one you want to join.

Dear Dagromm, Bring it on Bitch!