Thursday, July 06, 2006
Just think in the time that you spend reading this you could have done something productive!
But, since you are here. I was thinking the other day about death and what not. I got really freaked out at the thought of suicide and murder. I pictured a gun in my mouth grinding against my mouth roof and it really gave me chills, this was just a thought mind you I did not have a gun in my mouth or even with in reach. I was also thinking about if I actually had to kill someone could I do it? I came to the conclusion that I am a gigantic vaj and could not. Anyways, in thinking about this I have determined that I could not kill a man, myself and I would have a hard time killing an animal. Am I groing a vagina? Do other people suffer from this(the killing thing not groing vaginas)? I also tend to worry about traffic accidents and if I ran into someone and they died; I don't think I could take it.
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It's an interesting discussion my wife and I keep having. I got into target shooting before we were married. I own a few handguns, but have always kept them unloaded in the house.
However, since we got married, I've noticed a change in how I feel about "home defense". Before, I was cool not having loaded guns around, because it was just me (even though we were living in sin). But now that we're married, I've got this impulse to keep a loaded gun in the bedroom to protect her. Weird. I still haven't gotten to the bottom of it with my own self-reflection.
But one thing I have figured out. Though I aspire to pacifism. Though I believe that violence is a last resort. If anyone comes into my house intending to harm my wife, I'm going to have no problem lining up a sight picture on the mofo and blowing his brains out. No regrets.
Spoken like an honest human being, Gyuss. Too many attempt to negate the cognitive dissonance their brain-heads by making blanket arguments to support their political views. I myself fall very much in line with Gyuss... accept I don't own any guns.
Q, you are either a real shock jock or you need some serious help! However, the picture of drew is rather choice. As doughy as she usually is, I think that may be her best picture ever!
This is why I don't own a gun, because I would completely kill a mother fu.... I wouldn't think twice. I mean I probably wouldn't even have any trouble sleeping. I'm not just saying this either. I'd do it. Just dare me and I'll most likely stab a dude in the eye. Don't think so!?!?!???? Bring it!! Afterwards I would stand over the body and high five it, then say, "down low, too slow". That makes me laugh every time.
What do you mean by serious help? That is Lindsay Lohan with her tits back
Need I mention M.S.????? So I could go out a winner.
Okay, okay, okay... You got me with the MS and I must confess that I too love to kill people. Or at least I think I wouldn't mind being a killer. Especially in self defense... I really wouldn't have a problem with it. However, there is nothing like the experiance to change you. Stronger men than I have come back from the horrors of war competly broken men.
Well I did not mean that you have to want to kill somebody, in fact for me it is the exact opposite. I think that killing someone, even accidentally, would drive even crazier than I already am.
Is it wrong of me to already have a plan for where I would bury the body and it would never be found?
Only if it is on my property : )
I don't think there's anything wrong with having a plan in place. I mean, just in case...you know. Heck, Q is one tall flight of stairs from ending up in a sewer pipe near the waste water treatment plant in Sherman. Not really. He'd be burning in eternal hell, it'd just be his body jammed into the pipe.
Well as per my last will and testament, my body better be strapped to some wooden planks in the center of a bonfire that you keep lit for two weeks in your back yard. After they find my corpse that is. Also I am not going out like that Dags, we all know that I am going to OD on cocaine when I feel the time is near. I am getting a sense from my conversations with you that I better call my dealer.
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