Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.
One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.
“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin’ hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”
“Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You fucking bitch you ruined my life!”
12 comments:
A girl walks into a bar...
...ouch! that's gotta hurt
Both genius!
Except for Q's.
Dagromm, you told me that one and said that I should post it. Jerk!
It wasn't a joke though!!
Oh no...
Dagromm, you are such a jerk!
Why don't you throw a pillow at him when he's asleep on your couch or something!
The pillow gag is classic. Makes me giggle every time!
I should have held it down though.
So true!
Guys we don't condone murder here in the corner.
Whatever!
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