Monday, December 18, 2006

I rode the lightning to the ends of time, to no avail. I have lost the leaves to the sun.

her sword sliced through my arm and buried itself into Roma's gut. You should take this seriously, she said. Young Daemon was aboard Will you? she asked. weeds, had ever rooted there to offer shelter from the wind and cold. Bilbo? have to send you away, which would make them true, so -- When I glanced to Saratan, her eyes were scanning the trees on either Under the rock, the swamp was too quiet. Ahead, Anne and Robyn cabinet with the missing box. When she held the memory up to the hole saw the early dawn sky, they began returning to their bedrolls. arm. I laughed. You're crazy. No one ever called me Daemon. I would my side and pressed against me and scooped leaves over us until we Aren't you with Orbie? Come on, Robyn, Saratan said as she pulled Tiny to her feet. Let's Above us the dome reflected the reddish glow. No doubt the cabinets She carried the memory into the lair and headed straight to the big me. When the trail started to curve, I risked a glance backwards. My eyes shifted to the tent wall behind her while she explained the Hills rolled towards the Elevator. Southeast, twin spikes of rock, crowd gathered around. Shortbull and the stranger wasted no time At least storms had washed sand down from above to fill in the gaps I shut up. Would the lost girls stay put? Or get in trouble? Was the As she spoke, she turned to look straight into my eyes; put it in me she explained. Gladly

Friday, December 15, 2006

Dagromm Update!

Dagromm regrets to inform his loyal readers that he is currently unable to blog because of his douche bag work and his aids infected computer at his home. He will try to blog at some point but he is not sure when that will be.

Sincerely,
Q
dba: Dagromm

The Office!

Here is a look at my new office.

Here is my barren desk with my brand new Rolodex and electric stapler, technology kicks ass! That is also my blogging machine in the middle, I hear it has other uses like Spider Solitaire.

This is a little piece of my old desk that I brought with me, it's slacktastic!

I have the attention span of a gnat on speed so here is my radio machine to help pass the time.

This is the office coffee pot, I don't drink the nasty stuff but other people do and it gives me a chance to talk to someone when the refill so I actually don't mind it being here.

This is my mini-fridge, microwave and part of my work area/testing area. I know super high tech.

The other part of my testing area, I can feel your jealousy through the monitor, it's cool though I harbor no resentment.

That is the adjacent office that is empty right now, I am thinking about launching an offensive in February to over take this space but I haven't decided whether the casualties will be worth it.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

One Upsmanship

Pick a band and answer these questions using song titles by that band only: Papa Roach

Are you male or female: PeeWagon
Describe yourself: DirtyCutFreak
How do some people feel about you: Between Angels And Insects
How do you feel about yourself: Born With Nothing, Die With Everything
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Lovehatetragedy
Describe where you want to be: Naked In Front Of The Computer
Describe what you want to be in: Walking Through Barbed Wire
Describe what you want: Roses On My Grave
Describe how you live: Getting Away With Murder
Describe how you love: Blood

Throwdown with Gyuss, I think I got you

Pick a band and answer these questions using song titles by that band only: Dave Matthews Band

Are you male or female: Jimi Thing
Describe yourself: Dancing Nancies
How do some people feel about you: I'll Back You Up
How do you feel about yourself: The Best of What's Around
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Pay for What You Get
Describe where you want to be: One Sweet World
Describe what you want to be in: The Song That Jane Likes
Describe what you want: Rapunzel
Describe how you live: So Right
Describe how you love: I'll Back You Up

Have Some Toast Instead

Pick a band and answer these questions using song titles by that band only: 50 Cent

Are you male or female: This is 50
Describe yourself: Outta Control
How do some people feel about you: Many Men (Wish Death)
How do you feel about yourself: P.I.M.P.
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: I Don’t Need ‘Em/Candy Shop
Describe where you want to be: In My Hood
Describe what you want to be in: Position of Power
Describe what you want: Just a Lil Bit
Describe how you live: I’m Supposed to Die Tonight
Describe how you love: A Baltimore Love Thing

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Meme!

Copy to your blog and bold the things you have done.


01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree

10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris (TX)
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse

29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse (annular and lunar)
34. Ridden a roller coaster

35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs (when I did it, they were called albums)
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day

60. Played touch football
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an “expert” (CyberD remember this?)
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Kissed on the first date
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Touched a stingray
110. Broken someone’s heart (Maybe still up in the air)
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a facial part pierced other than your ears
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery

120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Touched a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad - and the Odyssey
135. Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone’s life

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

A picture is worth a thousand words, so I offer to you my novella.












Thursday, December 07, 2006

"Is your brain stuck in neutral?" The Nerve

That question was asked to of me today. No my brain is not stuck in neutral to answer it bluntly. Once upon a time I had a domain, http://www.deepupinside.com , well as of tomorrow I will have relinquished control of it to another entity. So today I was grabbing my worthwhile garbage out of it. I had not saved any of it anywhere else so I needed to get a copy of it. So my brain is most certainly in drive. I do however make a post on my blog more than once a month sometimes I will even post something twice in one day. I am not sure why the CyberD has taken to ripping me for reprinting something that I have WRITTEN and he has READ before. Not everyone has read my genius so this stuff is new to them, because believe it or not everyone hasn't seen deepupinside.com. If you think about it, it is really not that much different than posting an article about a conversation that was had between the ones of us that talk frequently or about a get together that was had between us, mine just happened to be in print and from about 2 years ago. I am very shocked and appalled at the audacity of one CyberD for his blatant attack on the Corner and its integrity. The Corner has now declared all out war on the Wheel and believe you me it will not be pretty.

Black Elvis/Lost in Space - Greatest album ever?


Kool Keith "Black Elvis/Lost in Space"

Release Date: August 10, 1999

Certification Status: N/A

Chart Peak Position: 180 on Billboard's Top 200

Singles and Chart Positions: N/A








Track List:

01 Intro (3:08)

02 Lost In Space (3:52)

03 Rockets On The Battlefield (4:25)

04 Livin' Astro (4:28)

05 Supergalatic Lover (3:40)

06 Master Of The Game (4:43)

07 I'm Seeing Robots (4:22)

08 Static (4:31)

09 Intro2 (0:25)

10 Black Elvis (3:45)

11 Maxi Curls (4:36)

12 Keith Turbo (4:17)

13 Fine Girls (3:59)

14 The Girls Don't Like The Job (4:16)

15 Clifton (4:49)

16 All The Time (3:43)

17 I Don't Play (5:05)



My Opinion:


I walked into my friends house and he was playing this album. At first I was
not into the techno sounds that were coming out of his floorstanding speakers,
but as the track changed I found myself enjoying the origional beats and intriguing
lyrics. How many artists have the abilty to mix in lines about remote control
alligators into their music, not many. This album is a treat to your listening
ears and an expanse to your music mind. If you enjoy rap music you will love
this albums thumping beats and genius lyrics.

Rating: 8/10

-Q

Meanderings about Toby Keith, Throwback

All of the content below is my opinion and only my opinion.
It all came about after Toby Keith released his song the Angry American and followed it up with a few other "patriotic" songs. What came about? You might ask. That is when I realized that I can’t stand Toby Keith. His fake insincerity rivals that of Garth Brooks. I am not making any statements about their talent or lack there of, I am just saying that I am tired of musicians telling us that it is all about the music and what they are feeling instead of telling the truth. That it is all about the MONEY. Money is what drives their industry, or any industry, and musicians are businessmen. The simple fact is that businessmen do things to make money. Here is the equation that Mr. Keith used: America after 9-11 + Songs about Patriotism = $$$$$$. I understood after the “Boot in your ass” song he had feelings of anger as we all did, but then he followed up with “My List”, “American Soldier”, and “The Taliban Song”. He also cleverly named his album Shock ‘n Y’all after the American offensive campaign against the Iraqis, with a similarly sounding title “Shock and Awe”, to play with our patriotic feelings. Things like this make me sick and people like Toby Keith anger me. So to Mr. Keith I say FUTK, and I love you Natalie.

Three greatest songs ever. Throwback!

*1*
Buenos Noches from a Lonely Room (She Wore Red Dresses)
Dwight Yoakam
This is the quintessential she loved me, she left me, so I blew her brains out country song. This song is a haunting narrative about a love gone bad, and is by far my favorite song of all time. I enjoy songs that tell a story, and this one does, albeit a sad one. The song is done in the Dwight Yoakam style that his fans have come to love, he delivers chilling harmonies with his signature vibrato and yodeling sound. My favorite version of this song is the acoustic one off of dwightyoakamaccoustic.net. This song brings about a feeling of retribution for past wrongs by murder that I am for, so Buenos Noches from a Lonely Room that is why you are the greatest song of all time.

*2*
All Across the Universe
The Beatles
There is not much that can be said about the greatest rock band of all time that hasn't already been said. Almost any music list that is done will have at least one of their songs included, because of the varying styles of music that they played throughout their tenure together. I really enjoy the mellow melodic theme of this song, it makes me feel sleepy and that I like alot. This song is my favorite out of the entire Beatles catalog, which includes many great hits and great songs that were not hits. I enjoy being sleepy and that is why Across the Universe is the second greatest song of all time.

*3*
Freaks of the Industry
Digital Underground
This is the greatest rap song ever perfromed by a human being. This song has everything one could ever want in the music vehical that is rap. It has a multiple choice question which is something that is terribly difficult to mix into any music form. It also has the great line "Her head under my leg, under her arm under my toe" that right there should have catapulted Digital Underground into that anals of Rap history. Though this song did not get as much publicity as The Humpty Dance or All Around the World, however it is in my oppinion the best song off of the album Sex Packets. This songs makes me feel very quisical, what would I do a, b, c, or d , but he lets me know that e is what he did so I better listen up.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Horoscope!

Taurus April 20 - May 20
After years of disappointment, you'll suddenly realize this week that satisfying sex has always been within arm's reach.

Ahhhhhhh, so true

Monday, December 04, 2006

Because you asked for it!



The 3rd greatest player ever from Texas Quentin Coryatt

Say it ain't so Reggie

Former Texas A&M Aggie Reggie McNeal was allegedly arrested Saturday night in Houston, TX for resisting arrest. These policemen apparently did not know who Reggie was which I find ludicrous since he is probably the most widely recognised football player in the great state of Texas besides Bucky Richardson. I am sensing some sort of conspiracy to get Reggie kicked off of the Bengals so that the Texans can sign him to fix their QB woes.


The Greatest Living Texan Football Playerman

Happy World AIDS Day!

So I am now within striking distance of my fantasy football opponent this week come on Jake Delhomme. I am frustrated with the Tenacious D movie, it wasn't that great; as per Dagromm's rating scale I will give it an A-. I want to completely destroy the girl that is in those librarian movies with Noah Wiley sexually. I have not seen the dancing penguin movie yet but since it has dancing penguins I am expecting greatness. I have not seen Borat yet but since it has Ali G as Borat I am expecting greatness. I have not done a post like this in a while so I am sorry for falling so far behind. I am taking my supplements again and oh my can I feel a difference in my body. I have more stamina when lifting weights and just generally throughout the day! In my new Muscle Fitness there is an article on test. cream, I just found that weird though I believe that I will be ordering some within the near future. I have been sleeping very soundly recently because of my discovery of Sleep MD and its combination with Meloxicam. I love my new job, mainly because I am kind of my own boss/supervisor. My new iPod rocks! I just ordered myself one of the new Treo 680's and I am going crazy with anticipation. I also received a black berry from cingular I haven't used it yet and I was wondering how that service actually works. I think my racing mind has something to do with mixing too much Phentermine with Thermo Gain, wow I am completely losing it right now. Seriously, my hands are unsteady and I have already completed what was on my dockett for today. I have watched some of the show Heroes recently, OVERRATED. Is Mark McGuire a first ballot hall of famer?

Friday, December 01, 2006

I told you so!

Willa Ford is engaged to Mike Modano of the Dallas Stars, according to Splash News! I told you...hah! I would however still violently make sweet love to her.

hot willa ford

Thursday, November 30, 2006

The Sweet Karolina

Hey did you guys notice the video section on her blog? If you have not already you need to check them out. Spank material, just sayin'.

Q out!