A picture is worth a thousand words, so I offer to you my novella.

"Is your brain stuck in neutral?" The Nerve

That question was asked to of me today. No my brain is not stuck in neutral to answer it bluntly. Once upon a time I had a domain, http://www.deepupinside.com , well as of tomorrow I will have relinquished control of it to another entity. So today I was grabbing my worthwhile garbage out of it. I had not saved any of it anywhere else so I needed to get a copy of it. So my brain is most certainly in drive. I do however make a post on my blog more than once a month sometimes I will even post something twice in one day. I am not sure why the CyberD has taken to ripping me for reprinting something that I have WRITTEN and he has READ before. Not everyone has read my genius so this stuff is new to them, because believe it or not everyone hasn't seen deepupinside.com. If you think about it, it is really not that much different than posting an article about a conversation that was had between the ones of us that talk frequently or about a get together that was had between us, mine just happened to be in print and from about 2 years ago. I am very shocked and appalled at the audacity of one CyberD for his blatant attack on the Corner and its integrity. The Corner has now declared all out war on the Wheel and believe you me it will not be pretty.

Black Elvis/Lost in Space - Greatest album ever?

Kool Keith "Black Elvis/Lost in Space"

Release Date: August 10, 1999

Certification Status: N/A

Chart Peak Position: 180 on Billboard's Top 200

Singles and Chart Positions: N/A

Track List: 01 Intro (3:08) 02 Lost In Space (3:52) 03 Rockets On The Battlefield (4:25) 04 Livin' Astro (4:28) 05 Supergalatic Lover (3:40) 06 Master Of The Game (4:43) 07 I'm Seeing Robots (4:22) 08 Static (4:31) 09 Intro2 (0:25) 10 Black Elvis (3:45) 11 Maxi Curls (4:36) 12 Keith Turbo (4:17) 13 Fine Girls (3:59) 14 The Girls Don't Like The Job (4:16) 15 Clifton (4:49) 16 All The Time (3:43) 17 I Don't Play (5:05)

My Opinion:


I walked into my friends house and he was playing this album. At first I was
not into the techno sounds that were coming out of his floorstanding speakers,
but as the track changed I found myself enjoying the origional beats and intriguing
lyrics. How many artists have the abilty to mix in lines about remote control
alligators into their music, not many. This album is a treat to your listening
ears and an expanse to your music mind. If you enjoy rap music you will love
this albums thumping beats and genius lyrics.

Rating: 8/10

-Q

Meanderings about Toby Keith, Throwback

All of the content below is my opinion and only my opinion.
It all came about after Toby Keith released his song the Angry American and followed it up with a few other "patriotic" songs. What came about? You might ask. That is when I realized that I can’t stand Toby Keith. His fake insincerity rivals that of Garth Brooks. I am not making any statements about their talent or lack there of, I am just saying that I am tired of musicians telling us that it is all about the music and what they are feeling instead of telling the truth. That it is all about the MONEY. Money is what drives their industry, or any industry, and musicians are businessmen. The simple fact is that businessmen do things to make money. Here is the equation that Mr. Keith used: America after 9-11 + Songs about Patriotism = $$$$$$. I understood after the “Boot in your ass” song he had feelings of anger as we all did, but then he followed up with “My List”, “American Soldier”, and “The Taliban Song”. He also cleverly named his album Shock ‘n Y’all after the American offensive campaign against the Iraqis, with a similarly sounding title “Shock and Awe”, to play with our patriotic feelings. Things like this make me sick and people like Toby Keith anger me. So to Mr. Keith I say FUTK, and I love you Natalie.

Three greatest songs ever. Throwback!

*1*

Buenos Noches from a Lonely Room (She Wore Red Dresses)

Dwight Yoakam
This is the quintessential she loved me, she left me, so I blew her brains out country song. This song is a haunting narrative about a love gone bad, and is by far my favorite song of all time. I enjoy songs that tell a story, and this one does, albeit a sad one. The song is done in the Dwight Yoakam style that his fans have come to love, he delivers chilling harmonies with his signature vibrato and yodeling sound. My favorite version of this song is the acoustic one off of dwightyoakamaccoustic.net. This song brings about a feeling of retribution for past wrongs by murder that I am for, so Buenos Noches from a Lonely Room that is why you are the greatest song of all time.

*2*

All Across the Universe

The Beatles
There is not much that can be said about the greatest rock band of all time that hasn't already been said. Almost any music list that is done will have at least one of their songs included, because of the varying styles of music that they played throughout their tenure together. I really enjoy the mellow melodic theme of this song, it makes me feel sleepy and that I like alot. This song is my favorite out of the entire Beatles catalog, which includes many great hits and great songs that were not hits. I enjoy being sleepy and that is why Across the Universe is the second greatest song of all time.

*3*

Freaks of the Industry

Digital Underground
This is the greatest rap song ever perfromed by a human being. This song has everything one could ever want in the music vehical that is rap. It has a multiple choice question which is something that is terribly difficult to mix into any music form. It also has the great line "Her head under my leg, under her arm under my toe" that right there should have catapulted Digital Underground into that anals of Rap history. Though this song did not get as much publicity as The Humpty Dance or All Around the World, however it is in my oppinion the best song off of the album Sex Packets. This songs makes me feel very quisical, what would I do a, b, c, or d , but he lets me know that e is what he did so I better listen up.

Horoscope!

Taurus April 20 - May 20
After years of disappointment, you'll suddenly realize this week that satisfying sex has always been within arm's reach.

Ahhhhhhh, so true

"Magical Chocolate Magic" and other Michael Irvin witticisms

Because you asked for it!

The 3rd greatest player ever from Texas Quentin Coryatt

Say it ain't so Reggie

Former Texas A&M Aggie Reggie McNeal was allegedly arrested Saturday night in Houston, TX for resisting arrest. These policemen apparently did not know who Reggie was which I find ludicrous since he is probably the most widely recognised football player in the great state of Texas besides Bucky Richardson. I am sensing some sort of conspiracy to get Reggie kicked off of the Bengals so that the Texans can sign him to fix their QB woes.

Happy World AIDS Day!

So I am now within striking distance of my fantasy football opponent this week come on Jake Delhomme. I am frustrated with the Tenacious D movie, it wasn't that great; as per Dagromm's rating scale I will give it an A-. I want to completely destroy the girl that is in those librarian movies with Noah Wiley sexually. I have not seen the dancing penguin movie yet but since it has dancing penguins I am expecting greatness. I have not seen Borat yet but since it has Ali G as Borat I am expecting greatness. I have not done a post like this in a while so I am sorry for falling so far behind. I am taking my supplements again and oh my can I feel a difference in my body. I have more stamina when lifting weights and just generally throughout the day! In my new Muscle Fitness there is an article on test. cream, I just found that weird though I believe that I will be ordering some within the near future. I have been sleeping very soundly recently because of my discovery of Sleep MD and its combination with Meloxicam. I love my new job, mainly because I am kind of my own boss/supervisor. My new iPod rocks! I just ordered myself one of the new Treo 680's and I am going crazy with anticipation. I also received a black berry from cingular I haven't used it yet and I was wondering how that service actually works. I think my racing mind has something to do with mixing too much Phentermine with Thermo Gain, wow I am completely losing it right now. Seriously, my hands are unsteady and I have already completed what was on my dockett for today. I have watched some of the show Heroes recently, OVERRATED. Is Mark McGuire a first ballot hall of famer?

I told you so!

Willa Ford is engaged to Mike Modano of the Dallas Stars, according to Splash News! I told you...hah! I would however still violently make sweet love to her.

The Sweet Karolina

Hey did you guys notice the video section on her blog? If you have not already you need to check them out. Spank material, just sayin'.

Q out!

Newspaper Column: Get touched by the holiday spirit

By GORDON KEITH

It all started with a large candy cane, a big, giant 25-foot candy cane. Jack, my neighbor, has run up the score on me for years with his over-the-top Christmas decorations: mechanical Santas descending ladders, false reindeer with working digestive tracts, a sleigh that traverses his yard before ascending a fake snow-covered roof and ejecting presents. Once he even hired a "Mary" to simulate birth in a manger ringed with twinkling lights.
Top-notch stuff.
I am different. Outside of that one year the cops made me take down my Santa-on-a-scaffold- with-a- noose-around-his- neck-and-sign- pinned-to-his- chest-that-read-"Joy-to-the- Wurld-I'm-out," I have never done much in the way of yard decorations. It never seemed like a big deal. Until Jack erected the 25-foot candy cane.
"Howdy, neighbor. Gonna put up a couple strands of lights this year?" Jack said as he fiddled with a plug in the darkness behind his hedge.
"Probably not, Jack."
"Yeah? Well check this out, Grinch," and he threw a switch. An enormous candy cane appeared in his yard with a large picture of a winking Jack in a Santa hat. His kids came out and hugged him around the leg, and he sneered at me and cackled as if he had just been named my parents' sole heir.
That's it, I'm going to Wal-Mart, I thought.
The Christmas aisle was teeming, bottlenecks of carts forming and children darting away from barking parents. A man in jogging shorts passed behind me just as I took a step backward, and then IT HAPPENED. My right hand grazed a floppy bit of proud flesh at the point of his shorts. What just happened? After 1.3 second of hang time, the sensation registered, and my eyes got wide.
"What the ..." I heard him utter.
I turned around and immediately avoided eye contact. "Oh dude, I'm so sorry. Man, dude, totally an accident. ..." In my fumbling explanation, I kept repeating phrases often associated with heterosexuals, like "marriage" and "religious right," but he was having none of it.
"I'm getting security. There are kids around here, for God's sake." He disappeared into the crowd.
I scrambled for the nearest fire exit and sprinted across the parking lot toward my car. I ran into my house, jumped into the shower and began to vigorously scrub.
Never envy another man's candy cane. In my case, it led to another kind of envy.


Tell Gordon more sordid Wal-Mart tales at gordon@gordonkeith.com. Listen to him on "The Ticket" KTCK-AM (1310) weekdays from 6 to 10a.m.

I have already ordered 4 copies for Christmas gifts!

http://littledemocrats.net/index.html

Picture Closet Cleaning

Thanksgiving, I think?

This year marks the first year in my life that my family has not gotten together for the food, argumenting, humiliation and fist fighting that is Thanksgiving. I kind of miss the dried out turkey and the overcooked ham. I miss the giblet gravy and the super rich creamed potatoes. I miss the pumpkin, sweet potato and apple pies. I miss playing some football during halftime. I really do miss the family gathering. With a lot of the elder members of my family passing away I am sure that get togethers will be few and farther between. We used to get together every year at my Uncle Doug's house, he was the youngest brother to my grandmother and all in all a fun guy to be around, for every occasion, it was great. For those of you who have been to my house his house was what I refer to as the home place, as it was my great great grandparents'. Two of my cousins have set the pasture by that house on fire on different occasions, I broke one of my cousin's noses with a football one year in the yard. The times that we have with family are limited and I know that I did not think about it when I was trying to get out of going to them when I was younger. This year I actually ate Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant, there are apparently a lot of people that do this, but I enjoy the home cooked store bought meals had with the people that you only want to see twice a year opposed to great food from a nice restaurant, with people that you see all the time. So this year it was not like Thanksgiving to me, it was more like...well, my birthday except without the presents.

Interesting Horse Info

The Greatest 3 Minutes in Television History

Mr. James: "The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey."

Question: "Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?"
Mr. James: "Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer... it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC... and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!"

Question: "So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mr. James: "Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!"

Question: "What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?"
Mr. James: *Sigh*

The have not had a case of it this bad since I was 16

My Generic Fantasy Football Post.

I have never really been a fan but...

Keith Olbermann has won me over with his article about the joke that John Kerry made in South Carolina. Link To It

It's Skootstastic

Gordon Keith's Halloween Cards if you missed them.

Dear Halloween friend,
I am trying to come up with some new Halloween traditions and need your help. Has anyone ever thought of stapling your head repeatedly to a wall.
Gordon
P.S. Leave a message if I’m not home.

Dear Accommodating Halloween aquaintance,
Tonight when the sun goes down do me a favor, tie yourself up, it will save me time, and foreplay.
Gordon

Hey Guaranteed Halloween lover,
Let’s sneak into a graveyard tonight. Your shallow grave will blend in better there.
Gordon

Hey there Witchy witchy witch witch,
Do me a favor, swallow this diamond. I will come over in about twelve hours to get it back.
Gordon

Hey Pumpkin Head,
You know how I know we will be together tonight? Because I know how to jimmy a lock. Take precautions and you die.
Gordon
PS. Just kidding.
P.P.S I’m not kidding. Look out..

Dear end of October Surprise ghoul,
I am am making out my materials list for your family’s Halloween Party tonight. So far I have- a box full of condoms and heart full of revenge. Am I missing anything?
Gordon
P.S. Oh yes. The Bone saw.

Dear Autumn Interrogative answerer,
Question: What is the best thing to come out of a bucket of cheap wine? Answer: The courage to saw out your spine.
Gordon

To my special Halloween kitten,
Halloween always triggers my imagination. Just like my body will trigger your gag reflex.
Gordon

Dear costumed Fall friend,
What do you plan on doing when the clock strikes midnight? Me? I will be trying to hold the gun steady as I watch you cry and perform an unconvincing striptease.
Gordon

Hey Halloween Scare Scare,
I bought some eyelid retractors, want to know why? I want you to look me in the eyes when the virus passes into you.
Your generous friend,
Gordon

Dear Halloweiner,
What do you do when you love someone so much that it makes you want to kill them? I send them a card. Happy Halloween.
Gordon

Just cleaning out my picture closet of all of the

pictures that I wanted to post on my blog. Here is sweet Karolina at her costume party, you can thank me later.

CyberD I know you love this guy...

but he has something crazy going on with his eyes in this picture. Ects?

Dallas Comic Con '06 Greatness!

Musetta Vander

Two guys walk into a bar, separately, and have a seat at the bar.

One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like himself.

“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”

“Well, I was at the train station, and the ticket girl was fuckin’ hot. And instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I slipped and said ‘two PICKets to TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in the face. How about you? How’d you get yours?”

“Something similar actually! I was just having dinner with my wife, and what I MEANT to say was, ‘Honey, can you please pass the peas?’ But I slipped up and said “You fucking bitch you ruined my life!”

So I have recently gotten into this IM stuff and...

Here is a transcript of a recent conversation I had.

Jen22: Hey there Q. I liked your post about Texas-OU weekend

The_Q: Thanks! you sound pretty hot

Jen22: My boyfriend seems to think so.

The_Q: Hows about sending me a pic, preferebly naked or bloody

Jen22: here it is. This is me holding my youngest at his christening last month.

The_Q: Fantastic, what a nice rack you have. Too bad that baby is in the way. Here's a pic of me.

Jen22: ... well, I like your back yard. Is that a ball gag in your mouth? I take it it was cold that day?

The_Q: Thanks for the compliments. That's a lamp I'm using on myself. Wanna meet up later and screw?

Jen22: Actually, NO

The_Q: really? what about just some oral?

Jen22: I don't think you understood me.

The_Q: ok, ok, what about some lunch?

Jen22: I just ate, besides I think I just lost my appetite.

The_Q: did you eat it real hard for me?

Jen22: Again, I don't think you understood me.

The_Q: EMPDAGROMM

Jen22: What?

The_Q: Easing My Pants Down And Gently Rubbing On My Manhood

Jen22: OMG you are a Sicko! I am contacting the admins

The_Q: Please don't! I am so sorry! I misunderstood! You sounded like you were totally getting into it.

Effing Brilliant!

Vicious!

Check out this guys sidewalk art it is really neat. It is a 2-d drawing that when viewed from certain angles appears 3-d. Don't worry Dagromm the site is safe for work.

http://rense.com/general67/street.htm

Interactive Blog Topic #1: The Top 10 Football Movies

Here is the list that I came up with in no particular order:
1. Any Given Sunday - LL Cool J, Cocaine, Lawrence Taylor, Steamin' Willie Beamen and Cameron Diaz; Does it get any better than that.
2. Varsity Blues - Texas High School Football at it's best
3. Friday Night Lights - Texas High School Football at it's worst
4. Rudy - Just a good movie, Dan Devine
5. The Program - Halle Berry and Kristy Swanson in one movie, I love America!
6. Radio - Ed Harris's crowning achievment in acting.
7. Necessary Roughness - Scott Bakula, Kathy Ireland and Jason Bateman with an All-Star cast like that how could you go wrong
8. Lucas - A young nerdy boy hopes to gain acceptance in a high school by not backing down against the school bullies, attempting to make the football team and by befriending a new popular girl. His life is complicated when he falls in love with her while she falls in love with his protector, the school football star, in this sensitive and true portrayal of growing up.
9. Remember the Titans - It has Hayden Panatiere in it so it has to be good.
10. All the Right Moves - Tom Cruise and Lea Thompson before they hit it big.

Yep I'm Addicted

Your Birthdate: May 18

You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause. You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too. Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others. You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress. Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities Your power color: Crimson red Your power symbol: Snowflake Your power month: September

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you! Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down. You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

You Are a Pegasus

You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

I just love these things!

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind. You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Here's an interesting blog I ran across.

http://fiufootball.blogspot.com/

The Suicide Picture.

Why does Owen Wilson keep having to show me how much better he is than me? This dude is living the dream while I toil away in mediocrity, I really hate him. I do however love Wedding Crashers and Zoolander and The Royal Tennebaums which is why this is so hard for me. How does he get these ladies? I am pretty sure I am more deserving than he is, I mean he gets to bang the "broads", as he calls them, all the time, which is a lot more than me I assure you. He probably doesn't even know their names nor does he care. I on the other hand would know their names, addresses, parents names, family medical history, etc. I am very thorough. I would also make sweet love to them with a genuine colt 45 pointed at their head, I mean who doesn't like a little excitement, I know I do. Seriously Owen if you somehow make it to my blog can I hang out with you for a night or two? I only want your castoffs.

P.S. - I loved Bottle Rocket.

Everybody Needs to Check Out Her Blog!

PensiveGirl She has a great blog and I think I love her. Sadly though she is married and lives far away from me. She is the one on the right, the girl on the left is her sister. Everyone enjoy her blog it is fantastic!

It's Pantsoff Danceoff!

So I was watching the telly the other day and came across a show called Pants off Dance off and it was hosted by Jodie Sweten or as most of us know her Stephanie Tanner from full house. I said before that she would be the best looking of the 3 TV siblings and boy was I right. The Olsen twins who Dagromm called (way too early) are gaunt and skinny, DJ is plump and short but sweet Steph is very fine and buxom. I googled her and ran across a couple of stories about her marrying a cop and getting hooked on meth but with her current figure I cannot imagine her using any sort of narcotic. So in closing I would like to say that I would totally hit it and might even do it twice.

It's Texas-OU Weekend and the Professor was very busy

So I was in the "plex" gettin' my rave on, and making some extra cheddar. When a gentleman came up and asked what I had. I replied, "any thing you want" though I am not sure how easily it was to understand me what with the pacifier and all. After a minute or so of elbow flailing and awkward touching he fell under my spell and purchased some of my wares. In the back of my mind I could not help but feel that I new this man, he was older and looked to be in his late 50's, not your normal bubble dancing party goer. So he slid me the cash and sashayed away into the soapy darkness. A few hours later he came back up to me and thanked me for the "High" quality goods, and bought some more. This shindig was getting kind of lame and he said he was heading to another blowout about 20 miles out of town, he invited me along. I obliged and went to the Tahoe to refill my stock and off we went. Now normally showing up to a rave with the Professor will get you some tail, or at least arrested, but this time people seemed to know who this guy was and were ignoring me. Once again that is abnormal even when I am not wearing an over sized diaper and a bib; this time it was weird people would walk up to him and get an autograph, several times people got pictures with a knife up to his throat. Normally, I am in for a little blade play and this time was no different, I was seriously gettin' my rave on at this point, my spine was just reaching jello. So the ladies were flocking and P-X was ready and waiting with roofies in hand. Somehow my seemingly famous new friend had acquired 4 sexy bitches and offered to share for another hit, reluctantly I agreed. So off to his hotel we went though the 3-1 split was not what I had envisioned but not at all worth a verbal complaint. When we arrived in his suite, he obviously took the bedroom and allowed me free run of the rest. After the best 7.5 minutes of this young lady's life I was able to snoop around to figure out who this middle aged stud was. He apparently heard me rummaging and opened his door and said "How about a tag team mate?" . Then it dawned on me this was the one and only Crocodile Dundee, eagerly I shouted "fuck yeah", how many times can a person have group sex with a movie star? This is where everything began to go down hill, I am not sure how they do it in Australia but sex in the USA does not usually involve anal, for the males. I am out numbered, blindfolded and completely terrified at this point. After about 2o minutes you go completely numb so it was only the worst half an hour of my life even though the sex lasted for hours. I will also never forget the drunken yells of "That's not a strap-on this is a strap-on"...Seriously this never happened and I have never met Paul Hogan, but UT won and it is almost the same thing as getting anally penetrated...I have heard...Seriously, I have not ever done...I hate you...Professor OUT!

I got a revolver in my right hand; 40 oz in my lap, freezing my balls

So I was thinking the other day about how money equates to work, and I came up with a theory that all work for money exchanges are equal. So if a guy works at McDonalds making 5.50 an hour while I go to college technically I am at a negative in my work/money equation, which is why when I graduate I can earn more than he does. Some people just stumble into money but somewhere along the way that money was worked for.
My problem is how to equate knowledge and work for purposes of determining intellegence needed for a job instead of brute force or menial labor. Oh well I guess that will be another day. CyberD feel free to comment on this since you are schooled in the ways of buisness.

Love,
Q

The Wench Swap Trio!

They just said that the Scissor Sisters were burning up the charts worldwide...Hehe. Holy shit Sara Evans has great tits. Is it ironic that a San Diego Padre is the all time MLB saves leader. There are so many chicks that I would bang on DWTSs. Have you heard of the Screech from Saved by the Bell sex video, I have and I want to see it. I love you America!

A little more blogger poetry

I put it in

And screamed of joy

The day was finally here

The night was cold

My breath floated into the darkness

Remorse was all that was left

It lit up like the sun

What a striking spectacle

I love the shapes of trees

Lindsay Lohan is a Criminal Mastermind - From thesuperficial.com

Lindsay Lohan allegedly put together a plot to get back at her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton for dumping her. She was overheard on Saturday calling Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos, asking him to help her get revenge, saying: "No one can know I got dumped ...You will look like a total stud, and it will drive Paris crazy [if we hang out together]." Niarchos went along with the plan and the two showed up Sunday at Dragonfly "where they held hands and made out all night and then drove in separate cars back to [Lohan's] suite at the Chateau."

So basically Lindsay Lohan's idea of revenge is to let random guys have sex with her. I'm not saying it isn't genius, but if I were trying to rob a bank I probably wouldn't put her in charge of the plans. Because her brilliant strategy for getting into the vault would be throwing an orange at it and then having sex with a highschool football team.

Three Way!

Pimp My Ride

I think we are placing way to big an emphasis on our cars and pimping things out. Don't get me wrong I love my car and I love car stereo, it is kind of like hobby for me. But these people that just have someone else hook their shit up lose half of the fun of car audio, the industry thrives on these people when their stereo messes up they take it back to Car Stereo Joint and they sell them something new that these people probably don't need and they spend twice as much for it. Believe me I have paid for their services before and you pay twice as much for what you get and it is not worth it, you just have to read a little and invest a little time and you will have done it yourself and will enjoy it a lot more. Back to my original thought, we are showing these flashy cars and what not way to much, these young people on Pimp My Ride always say that they now have a new lease on life. Because you got your ride pimped??? Wow, how sad is the youth today.

Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Bill McNeal saying, get with the crazappy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flavor

I love News Radio! Gazizza

The Cocktail of Goodness

So last night I gave up in my attempts to pass a God Damn kidney stone for over a week. I gave into the incessant pain and went to the emergency room. After I was checked in and moved to a room a nurse came in and delivered what can only be called the most magnificent blend of drugs know to man. The warm up was a mild pain reliever known as Tordol, kind of like hard core Ibuprofen. That was followed up by phinegrin, which is used for nausea but when mixed with other pain relievers it acts as a pain reliever too. All of that was chased by Morphine, I don't believe that any explanation is needed for this one. Now keep in mind that I tried everything I could not to have to go to the emergency room, so I took 3 vicoden 5-750 mg pills before I headed to the hospital. I actually enjoyed the MNF game and slept well for the first time in over a week and I owe it all to modern medicine. Once I regain more consciousness I will post a great story about a friend of mine in OK City.

But what would you say if I put it in your ear?

So today, I consider it the first day of the rest of my life, I actually made it to work early! I hate everything about having a job. The restrictions, the etiquette, people, sometimes I wish I had a rich uncle who made his money through oil and had no heirs so he would invite me to his place and after checking my head for lice he would let me live out my days in his ginormous mansion overlooking a lake with his servants and escorts. I guess we all have dreams though, so good luck to you on yours.

I love you,
Q

Would ya?

We have discussed it and....

we'd hit it!

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Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)

Mother Earth
You are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.

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Which Mean Girls Character Are you? (girlz)

Cady Herron
Your a math freak, your a dork.

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What thug drink are you?

Purple Drink
You love just gettin f-ed up for the hell of it... your not drinkin to score because ur the ultimate thug. More than likely your from Houston, TX... if not then youre still cool.

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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

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What Secret Society Are You?

Illuminati
This literally means "The Enlightened Ones." A very old society similar in some respects to Freemasonry. However, the Illuminati are not required to believe in any Supreme Being; as a result, many are atheists or agnostic. Not much is known of the Illuminati, except that they have a structured system. It is rumored that the Great Seal of the United States (See the back of a $1 bill) represents the all seeing Illuminati watching over America.

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What Should You Have For Lunch Today?

Burger and Fries
It's easy, it's fun, It's has no real thought for your future health, it's perfect for you! Have fun, just don't think too hard about what you're eating.

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Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Tyra Banks
You are easygoing, sweet, and care for others!

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All Time Television Shows of All Time

10. The Avengers - Emma Peel, the only explanation that is needed.
9. The Little Rascals/Our Gang - Great for any generation, I am pretty sure my Dad watched
them and I know I did. What a great show!
8. The Rifleman - There was nothing like sitting around on a lazy Saturday afternoon watching
Lucas McCain and his son Mark fight evil in there wild west town
7. Airwolf - Ernest Borgnign's best role ever. The same for Jan Michael Vincent.
6. Knight Rider - When you are 9 there is nothing better than a fast car that talks.
5. Boy Meets World - They tackled subjects that no one would dare touch and they had
Topanga.
4. The Real World - Inventor of the reality genre, still the best
3. Married with Children - I believe the longest running non-animated sitcom in history
2. Baywatch - We Germans love David Hasselhoff and boobs all over the place, this show had
plenty of both.
1. Hogan's Heroes - The greatest show ever in my opinion, plus it had a mysterious murder of
its sexaholic star. Pure Hollywood greatness.

Really? Me too.

General Statement About the Yo! MTV Movie Video Music Awards

Rock music is extremely androgenous. AFI? Panic at the Disco? 30 Seconds to Mars? GAY!